Analyze this

One of my biggest hobbies - analyze people.

Trying, while young and while in London, to analyze the youth in London.

*For once. Why do they kiss once on the cheek and not two? Is there any other country that doesn't do twice except the UK? Everyone I've met been kissing me on the cheek, even strangers. Didn't see that in Italy and France. What do you say Boel?

*Their texting and abbreviation is so irritating. Can't read a text without a klkl, b4, l8r, m8s, atm, bk. And they write LOL all the time.

This doesn't really go to my analyse. But, should I be offended if someone asks me if I'm married.
1. They think I'm really old
2. I'm really popular on the meat-market, they feel they need to hurry.
3. Everyone gets married really young out here?!

It smells like summer today, it's two weeks to summertime, it's St Patricks day and I have bread-cravings. Damn you England and your bagels but thanks for your early spring!!!!!!